A Word Regarding Beard Hats

People love to send me links to knitted beard hats.  Maybe you’ve seen these things…

beard cap Vík Prjónsdóttirbeardhead

beardo beard hat

Hilarious, right?  Yes, perhaps at first glance.  But let’s stop and think about this from a bearded man’s perspective.

Why would I want one of these things?  Why would I want to promote them?  Well, honestly, I don’t.  In fact, I probably shouldn’t have even written about them and given them further exposure, but I feel the need to clear the air about these creative little caps.

Here’s the deal.  If you are a grown man, you don’t need one of these things.  Here’s a two-step process you can follow to get this enviable look.

  • Step 1: Grow a beard
  • Step 2: Put on a hat

Poof!  You’re done!  Check it…

my own beard hat

The bottom line is that unless you are a girl or a child, you should probably just imitate the winter look I’ve achieved.  No yarn necessary.

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