Why You Have A Patchy Beard

patchy beard

Let’s face the cold truth.   A lot of guys have patchy beards.  Beards that they are not exactly pleased with.  Beards they wouldn’t write home about.  Now, I have a deep love for all beards, thick and thin, but having a patchy beard is a huge deterrent to growing one for a lot of guys.

In an effort to find biological reasons for your patchy beard, and hopefully a nice natural fix, I researched many scientific articles that frankly were a bit over my head.  But I’m a pretty smart guy, and I was able to take away some info and distill it down to the essential reasons why your beard is lackluster compared to the norm.  Hopefully you will take away a better understanding of your frustrating situation and also some hope that the rapid progress in genetic research will someday create a solution.

To the science!

Beard hair growth, unlike the growth of head hair or other facial hair, like eyelashes, depends on compounds called androgens. Androgens are responsible for what are considered masculine features.  The most famous androgen is our old friend we learned about in middle-school health class, testosterone.

Testosterone fueled your conversion from a boy to a man and took you through those hellish emotional changes and awkward physical changes we all had to suffer through.  Now that you are an adult, your manly hormone keeps your muscles firm and useful and keeps your sex drive at a normal level. It is also beard food.

Inside each of your follicles is a structure called the dermal papilla.  The dermal papillae are kind of like the “brains” of your hair follicles.  The ones in your beard follicles respond to the messages that your androgens send and cause the surrounding parts of the hair follicles (called the hair matrix) to do their thing and make some damn beard hair.  Guess what androgen tells the beard hair follicles to activate the hair matrix?  Yep, testosterone.

So why not simply partake in some extra testosterone?  Number one, it’s a controlled substance in the United States.  Number two, there are other factors at work here that are sabotaging your beard growth.

When the dermal papillae of your beard follicles utilize testosterone, they actually metabolize it and create another androgen as a byproduct called dihydrotestosterone.  This substance is like the bigger, stronger brother to testosterone.  It contributes to male characteristics, just like wimpy old regular testosterone, just a lot more.  It didn’t just kick start your pubescent transition to an adult male, it is pretty much the reason that you developed as a male in the womb.

To utilize testosterone and create dihydrotestosterone, your beard follicles need yet another substance, an enzyme called 5-alpha-reductase.  This enzyme is necessary for this conversion, and if you have low levels of it, then you have low levels of dihydrotestosterone.  More importantly to the topic at hand, if you don’t have enough 5-alpha-reductase, the dermal papillae of your beard follicles can’t properly use testosterone to tell your hair matrices to make hair.  And if your beard hair matrices aren’t making hair, you aren’t growing a beard.

In case you got a bit lost in the science back there, let me summarize.

Each beard hair is like a little plant whose “seed” is buried within each follicle.  Your beard seeds need testosterone and an enzyme to grow.  The testosterone is like the water and the enzyme is like the germ inside the seed that takes the water and uses it to grow.  Too little water means too little growth, but more importantly, if there’s no germ inside the seed, there’s no way anything is sprouting.

So what’s a guy with too little 5-alpha-reductase to do?  The good news is that it is already the subject of much pharmacological effort.  The bad news is that those efforts are currently working toward the goal of reducing the 5-alpha-reductase levels in normal men.  Why in the world would they do that?  Because of the dihydrotestosterone that it helps produce.  You see, in the crazy mixed-up world of hair, too much dihydrotestosterone causes male pattern baldness!  Yes, the more likely a man can grow a beard, the more likely he will eventually go bald.  Elevated dihydrotestosterone levels may also contribute to an enlarged prostate and even prostate cancer.  Hence the current 5-alpha-reductase inhibitors on the market today.

But take heart, you patchy-bearded soul.  If a medicine can reduce the level of an enzyme, then there’s no reason one couldn’t be created to increase the levels instead.  Maybe an intrepid reader of The Beard Coach will one day start a foundation to fund the development of such a drug.  Until then, don’t fret.  Your patchy beard doesn’t make you less of a man.  You lack no testosterone man fuel.  You simply suffer from a medical condition that one day in the glorious future may be cured.  Then you can gladly take your beard pills and finally grow a one you can take home to Mom.







(Note: I am not a dermatologist and there may be giant errors in my understanding.  If any real dermatologists read this, please comment below with your insights. Thanks!)


  1. i am 20 years old i have very thin and patchy beard there is a gap between my chin and cheeks hairs which give me a bad look …..and my hairs are thin also ……what can i do please tell me ?

    1. From my experience ,i would suggest you to apply Eucalyptus oil on your beard and then some coconut oil too.and massage in circular motion for about 5-10 minutes .and keep it until 1 hour .before doing so wash your face properly to open pours and get 100% results .
      For better results apply onion juice every night before going to bed and in the morning clean with a mild shampoo .
      Thank you

  2. I am going through a difficult phase. Can anyone help me? The problem is that my beard is not growing properly. I have the thin beard this is really looking awkward. My friends have dense facial hair and that makes me feel depressed. I am not feeling confident nowadays. I am just trying to avoid the female friends with the fear that they will not find me attractive. I have tried many products, but that did not help me much. I am desperately looking for some help. Have you gone through this phase at some point in your life? If anyone has the same problem then please share with me and help me to come out of the situation. I am looking for your help.

  3. Hey guys who can’t grow beards. I have some news. I am a 26 year old man, have never been able to grow as much as a tiny mustache. Barely a single hair on my face.Then to my amazement, a little over a week ago i started applying rogaine to my face. It is a cure for baldness but a lot of people are testing on the face. It is a chemical that promotes hair growth.

    I allready have a small mustache and some hair on my chin, amazing resaults for just 1 week on the stuff. The cure i have bought is gonna last for 6 months but i doubt i will be needing it that long with this rate of success.

    Just thought i would share my findings since having no beard has been very frustrating for me.
    At least people allways got impressed by my “close shave” 😉

    1. Just so you know, when you use rogaine to grow hair you have to continue using it forever if you want the hair to stay. When you stop applying rogaine all the hair follicles it creates die off and your hair falls out back to where it originally was since the follicles only grow with that treatment as a food source. It’s also not really made to be used anywhere except your head because it enters your blood stream and your face has much faster circulation then your scalp does so expect to start seeing hair growth around your body soon enough if you use it for facial hair.

      1. That is not true. Which is why when you go bald on the scalp, you don’t go bald in the beard area as well. Minoxidil acts as an alarm clock to dormant hair on your face. I have used the product for a year and been off of it over six months and have lost no facial hair. As long as you treat it until the hair is in its terminal stage of growth, it will not fall out

  4. my cheeks dont grow. i have a thick neck,chin,and stache. you grow as you were meant to. dont piss against the wind,enjoy its breeze.

    i have 2 older brothers both bald and i have a thick though curled and twisted head of hair.

    don’t complain, don’t stress. play the hand you were dealt and enjoy the game. the grass is always greener – when your fucking blind. open your eyes, go with god or whatever your understanding of good is and enjoy. the want is the enemy, the devil. greed is good for keeping you down. nothing else.wear the halfie with full acceptance and it’ll be a good wear. do you think your wants are > than the joy of being true to as you are?

    too deep for facial hair i know but thats what shrooms get you. go with god, but check your wants and fucking pride in check, don’t get clever. god will cock slap clever proud people in most clever and mysterious ways. when you ask a question and god goes because i said so, dont be the kid who asks why because he’ll lose temper and fin show you why.

    accept,respect,enjoy. your wants are devilish cunt. not to be fucked. but sure piss against wind and load up on test and curse god when your kidneys fail. YOUR PRIDE. thats what you shave friend

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