Apr
10 More Great Celebrity Beards
by Coach Adam in Celebrity Beards
Wolf Blitzer

Pop quiz! Is this a stage name? Answer… nope! This dude was really named Wolf Blitzer by his mother and father. And thank goodness he decided to be a beard wearer. Because what good would a man named Wolf be if he weren’t hairy?
George Clooney
Man, you gotta love the Clooney beard. Especially in Syriana… that was a big beard fit for the big screen! Clooney comes off as a guy who looks like he was born to wear a beard, and I’d say it’s probably because he a Kentucky boy, just like yours truly. Damn, Kentucky, you really do churn out some handsome bearded men!
Jack Black
Jack’s beard really helps him set off his trademark “slacker” look. Would his wild-eyed antics be as funny without a wild beard attached to his face? Here’s the answer. It’s “no.” I mean, have you seen Shallow Hal?
Jim Carrey
Here’s a good counterpoint to Jack Black’s beard. While Jack’s beard enhances his hilarity, Jim Carrey’s beard lends a notable gravitas to his persona. Can you believe this is the same guy who got famous stuffing asparagus in his upper lip as Ace Ventura? He looks like your biology professor!
Jim Henson
All joking aside, Jim Henson had a huge impact on my childhood. I was a rabid Muppets fan, not only watching the television show, but also regularly reading my copy of “The Muppet Show Book.” Someone as gentle and caring as Kermit could only have come from a sensitive bearded gentleman like Jim. In contrast to the sweet childhood memories, another Henson project “The Dark Crystal” was the film of choice for many freaky “enhanced” viewings in my college days!
Justin Timberlake
I’m loving that JT is rockin’ the beard nowadays. I think it’s well agreed that he is the best thing to come out of the boy band blight of the late 90’s/early 00’s. Bravo to JT for shedding his baby-faced past by doing the exact opposite of shedding and putting more hair on his face.
Morgan Freeman
Anyone watch The Electric Company back in the late 70’s? That show taught me how to read, no jokes! And Morgan Freeman was a part of it. That’s right, Morgan Freeman taught me how to read. And then he taught me what a black president would be like in Deep Impact. When a seven-mile-wide comet is streaking toward Earth, I’ll rest easy knowing that Obama has a top-secret spaceship under construction in orbit, ready to go blow it up, and a National Bunker being prepared in the Ozarks. I just hope I am one of the 800,000 lucky ones who get chosen to take shelter. Anyway, you really do have to love that silver beard.
Mel Gibson
For a racist drunk, this guy has a pretty good beard! That crazy white streak is about as crazy as he is. It’s like his chin mated with the Bride of Frankenstein. I have to say, though, that the uniqueness of the beard is pretty enviable. I hope when I go gray in the beard that it happens in some unforeseen fantastic way. Like the gray parts actually spell out the word “beard” on my beard or something like that.
Viggo Mortenson
Not only does Aragorn actually occasionally wear an awesome beard in real life, but he’s also considered to be a modern Renaissance man. In addition to being a truly good actor, he is also a painter, an accomplished photographer, and a poet. He even started a publishing house for artists who are struggling to find a way to take their art to the masses. This guy and his beard are so impressive, I can’t even think of anything funny to say about them. Damn.
Randy Moss
Love him or hate him, Randy can grow a great mossy beard. He’s from West Virginia so he has some of that beard desire that seeps through Appalachian culture. You have to admit, there’s just something awesome about a football player who keeps surprises like this hidden under his helmet. It’s like some sort of nougat-y center inside a hard candy shell. Only the nougat is made of hair.
Apr
Which shirt should I offer?
by Coach Adam in Beard News
Let me be honest. I’m not rich. Funding a print run for a t-shirt design costs me a fair amount of money up front, so it’s a big decision for me.
Why not use Cafe Press or another print-on-demand company to save costs? Because I don’t want to offer less-than-amazing shirts to you. I know the company I use provides a fantastic screen-printed product, and I’m not going to skimp on that.
Which brings me back to the issue… I need you, my dear Internet friend, to decide on a shirt design for me. Please use the gallery below to vote the design you would most like to see on a t-shirt. (By the way, the current beard shirt design is 20% off for a limited time! Yay!)
Apr
Have you developed a beard bald patch?
by Coach Adam in Beard Education, Beard Science
I recently received a comment here at The Beard Coach regarding bald patches in the beard. However this did not pertain to the more common problem of having areas that just never really filled in as well as the rest of your beard. This gentleman had already enjoyed a good 17 years of a thick, robust beard, only to find that he is slowly developing new bald patches in his beard on either side of his chin.
You can imagine how terrible this would be if it happened to you!
I did a bit of research into the problem and found some valuable information to pass along so that anyone suffering this distressing development can put his mind at ease to some extent. The condition has a medical name – alopecia areata barbae. It can happen to anyone at any age and the reasons for the disease’s development have not been pinned down by science just yet. Here is what wikipedia has to say about the causes.
“Alopecia areata is noncommunicable, or not contagious.[2] It occurs more frequently in people who have affected family members, suggesting that heredity may be a factor.[2] Strong evidence that genes may increase risk for alopecia areata was found by studying families with two or more affected members. This study identified at least four regions in the genome that are likely to contain alopecia areata genes.[7] In addition, it is slightly more likely to occur in people who have relatives with autoimmune diseases.[6]
The condition is thought to be an autoimmune disorder in which the body attacks its own hair follicles and suppresses or stops hair growth.[2] There is evidence that T cell lymphocytes cluster around these follicles, causing inflammation and subsequent hair loss. An unknown environmental trigger such as emotional stress or a pathogen is thought to combine with hereditary factors to cause the condition.[4] There are a few recorded cases of babies being born with congenital alopecia areata; however, these are not cases of autoimmune disease because an infant is born without a fully developed immune system.”
Another interesting study suggests that alopecia areata barbae could also be an indicator of an infected tooth.
“We have found that bald patches caused by tooth infection are not always in the same place. They normally appear on a line projected from the dental infection and can thus can be located on the face at the level of the maxillary teeth, above a line through the lip-angle to the scalp, beard, or even to the eyebrow.”
So it appears that this condition is not preventable due to the lack of understanding of its causes. That begs the question… is it curable?
The good news is that in the majority of cases, the hair fully grows back on its own. However, the time frame is unpredictable. It could be weeks, months, or years. For severe cases, it appears that a doctor can prescribe a steroid regimen to slow the spread of the bald patch. Minoxidil, commonly known by the brand name Rogaine, can also be used in a treatment plan. However, any of the drugs prescribed would carry the possibility of side effects, so it may be best simply to wait it out.
To summarize, although your beard bald spots are a reason to feel upset, don’t feel too upset because they may be the result of increased stress level anyway! Visit a dermatologist (and perhaps a dentist as well) to get a professional opinion. It’s not normal for a healthy beard to start falling to pieces, so listen to what your body is trying to tell you in its ever-so-dramatic fashion.
Apr
Beard Grooming 101 – The Scissor Trim
by Coach Adam in Beard Entertainment, Beard Video
This installment of my “how-to” video series addresses the issue of trimming your beard after it has gotten too long for the electric clippers. Free-hand scissor trimming is a scary thing if you have never tried it before, and I hope this video will instill confidence and provide a couple tips based on how I trim my beard.
When you watch the video, you will notice that it looks as though I am not even cutting the hair. This drives home the point I make about not taking too much off at once. Just set aside a chunk of time and take it slowly.
Lastly, I apologize for the two-part video. My memory card hit capacity before I was finished trimming, and a beard trimming video is definitely a one-take shoot. Thanks for taking the time to watch both parts of the video to get the maximum benefit.
Okay, let’s get trimming!
Apr
Beard of the Month: March 2010
by Coach Adam in Beard News
Name: Brother Jason
First beard grown at age: 18
How long have you had your current beard? My beard has always existed. It chose me when I was ready to learn the way of the beard. I experimented with goatees, fu man chus, but you can’t blame me, I was young and silly. Its current and most eternal state came about 2 1/2 years ago. I realized it was time to be a man and grow the full beard. Once you see the light you realize full beard is the only
way to go.
Why do you wear a beard? That is like asking “Why do the birds sing, why is the sky blue?” These things just are, Adam.
What do you like best about being bearded? It gives me a sense of pride.
Briefly tell your favorite beard-related story. The picture of the beard full o flowers that I would like to use as my profile pic… That is the most photographed beard at the Rothbury music festival, summer ‘09.
What is your best advice for guys who are currently trying to grow their first beard? With a great beard comes great responsibility.












