Best Beard = Best Triple Double

One of my favorite NBA players just established a new level of greatness, as epically bearded men tend to do. James Harden dropped 60 POINTS on his way to a triple double tonight against the Orlando Magic. No player registering a triple double has ever done so with 60 POINTS in the scoring column. Of course, Mr. Harden created high drama and entertainment value by surpassing Calvin Murphy’s team scoring record of 57 points in a game. So he set […]

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Tulip Beard T-Shirt by The Beard Coach

Spring Beard Shirt

Look at that beard filled with terrific spring tulips! Old Mother Nature hooked this fellow up with a robust botanical beard. We may not yet have the ability to sprout tulips from our faces (genetic engineers, I’m looking at you), but we can at least represent our spring fever with a tulip beard tee hand drawn by The Beard Coach! Grab yours from Amazon now.

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Bearded Baristas

I’m not sure there’s a single thing that goes together better these days than a beard and coffee. As a bearded man and a coffee lover, I can’t think of a better combination. The coffee house has a history of being a place where people can gather to discuss intellectual topics – a bearded man’s favorite pastime. Free-market capitalism versus state-run communism. String theory versus the standard model of particle physics. What is the appropriate federal interest rate given current […]

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Beard Coach : Coach Beard

Wow. We have entered some bizarro world of reversal and deception. Coach Beard? Beard Coach? WTF is going on?! I was minding my own business Googling myself on a weeknight (like we ALL do). Actually, a kid that I teach in my real life job mentioned seeing my beard on someone’s tumblr, so I was trying to figure out what was up with that. Because my tumblr presence is limited to my alter-ego as a stock trading cat. No beards whatsoever. […]

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Can’t Grow a Beard? Get A Beard Transplant

As beard coach, I receive many emails from people around the world lamenting that they can’t grow the beard they’ve always longed for. Maybe it’s too sparse, or it doesn’t link up the way they hoped it would.  These are sad stories, believe me, but the saddest of all… the ones that wet my beard with tears of compassion… are from those who can hardly sprout a handful of hairs on their chins. You can imagine my joy when I […]

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