Jingle Beard!

Father Christmas

The Beard Coach’s Holiday Beard Song – Download the MP3

Happy Holidays, dear Beard Coach friends! I wrote this song last Christmas as a gift to you, my dear bearded brothers… and it is indeed the gift that keeps on giving.  Please click the link above for a heart-warming (and face-warming) song to sing around the spinet this year!

“Jingle Beard”
Dashing through the snow
Your face gets really cold
But don’t buy a scarf
The best warmth isn’t sold
Just put your razor down
Let your face do its thing
And soon you’ll have a natural way
To tame that icy sting

Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And that deserves a cheer… Hey!
Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And a more hirsute New Year!

You’ve made your Christmas list
Of things you’d like to own
But you know deep inside
Your best gift is grown
Just take yourself a look
At jolly old Saint Nick
He’s always got a smile
Because his beard is nice and thick

Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And that deserves a cheer… Hey!
Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And a more hirsute New Year!

2 comments

  1. Thanks coach for this neo-folk beard song,

    I listen to it daily to help my new beard to grow ; I also try to find the fine chords you play on the guitar, cause I play guitar too, and think that maybe if I play it by myself my beard could hear it with a better sound that the one on my poor computer, and maybe would grow faster ?

    Anyway, thanks again for your work, we are numerous in France to follow it.

    1. Thanks for the kind words, my French friend!

      I agree that your beard will enjoy a live version of the song better than my version. You’ll have to work out the timing of the chord changes on your own, but here is the order of the chords I used.
      Verse: G C D
      Chorus: G C G D G

      You can, of course, transpose the chords to a different key to suit your own vocal range. Happy singing!

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