Holiday Beard Song

Father Christmas

The Beard Coach’s Holiday Beard Song – Download the MP3

Happy Holidays, dear Beard Coach friends!  Please click the link above for my special gift to you! Lyrics for singing along around the fireplace can be found below…

“Jingle Beard”
Dashing through the snow
Your face gets really cold
But don’t buy a scarf
The best warmth isn’t sold
Just put your razor down
Let your face do its thing
And soon you’ll have a natural way
To tame that icy sting

Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And that deserves a cheer… Hey!
Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And a more hirsute New Year!

You’ve made your Christmas list
Of things you’d like to own
But you know deep inside
Your best gift is grown
Just take yourself a look
At jolly old Saint Nick
He’s always got a smile
Because his beard is nice and thick

Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And that deserves a cheer… Hey!
Grow a beard
Grow a beard
Winter’s finally here
You’re just six weeks
From warmer cheeks
And a more hirsute New Year!

4 comments

  1. A very Merry Christmas, indeed! I have certainly noticed the truth in this song, as my face is noticeably protected from the biting chill of Winter.

    1. Yes, it’s pretty nice having a built-in balaclava when braving the icy winter winds. I’m currently mired in my second Michigan winter and my beard has never been more appreciated.

  2. Hilarious! Well written, I’m gonna make sure thats sung at my Families Christmas this year, even though its Summer for christmas here…

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